The scene: a pub in the outback.

A cobber strolls in through the bat wing doors, greets the barman Harry and takes a seat at the bar. Harry says G'day, and gives him an Emu lager.

Later, another cobber comes in, says "G'day" sits at the bar and orders an Emu. They sit there quietly supping Harry polishes the glasses, the flies buzz contentedly.

A third cobber enters, says "G'day" sits at the bar, orders an Emu. They drink. Later, a rather haggard looking swagman comes in, says "G'day", sits at the bar, orders an Emu, they all consume gently.

After a while the Swagman stands up, goes to the middle of the pub where there is a half of a 44 gallon drum. He hauls out his willy, and proceeds to piddle into it. The barman sees this, shakes his head in disgust, reaches under the bar for his shotgun and blows the Swagman away!

One of the cobbers says "Jeez Harry, wasn't that a bit harsh?"

Harry says" If I told that bastard once, I told him a hundred times, not to use the Ladies!"