One day a bear was chasing a mouse and caught up with the mouse.

The mouse said "If you don't eat me, I will show you a well where, if you drop a nickel into it, it will give you three wishes.". The bear agreed.

They went to the well, the bear dropped a nickel in, and the mouse dropped a nickel in.

The bear said "I wish all the bears in the forest were girls except for me".

The mouse said "I wish I had a motorcycle".

The bear said "Darn, why not - I wish all the bears on the continent were girls except for me.".

The mouse wished for a helmet to go with the motorcycle.

The bear said "What the hell, I wish all the bears in the world were girls except for me.".

The mouse said "I wish this bear was gay.", and then roared away on its motorcycle.