A guy phoned up one of his mates asked him to go for a pint, great says his mate I am just out walking the dog I will meet you there.

So they are standing at the bar having a beer when this guy walks in goes over to the two of them and lifts up the guy's mate's dog up by the tail, looks at it then drops it shakes his head and walks out.

The guy turns to his mate and says what was that all about? 5 mins later another guy walks into the bar, again picks up the dog by the tail looks, then drops the dog and walks out.

Now the guy's mate is getting angry and said "if this happens again I will thump anybody who tries that again."

Sure enough 5 mins later in comes another guy walks over to the guy's mate's dog, lifts it up by the tail looks, and then puts the dog down.

The guy's mate then said, "hey what do you think you are doing?"

The guy replies there is a man outside who says there is a dog in the pub with two a*seholes