Okay, there was once a woman that owned two female parrot's, but there was a problem! All the parrot's knew how to say is: Hi I'm a prostitute, wanna have some fun?

So, this lady takes her parot's to the father in a church and ask's for his help. So the father tell's her to bring her parot's to his place because he also owned to male parrot's that were very clean minded and prayed all day. So the lady was like: yeah, finally my dumb parrot's will learn something better to say than: Hi I'm a prostitute, wanna have some fun.

So the next day, she brings her parot's to the priest's house, and sure enough, his parrot's were quietly praying in their cage. Now, the woman and the priest decided to leave the birds together for a while and see what happens.

As usual, the female parrot's started their little chant: Hi I'm a prostitite, wanna hve some fun?

Now one of the male parrot's open's an eye, and his eye's light up, he then turns to the other male parrot and says: Hey Peter! Our prayer's have been answered!