Some mistakes made by Adolf Hitler

• Not shaving his moustache.
• Choosing the swastika for the party symbol rather than the daisy.
• Loosing the ark to Indiana Jones.
• Choosing unfashionable brown and black unfiorms.
• Referring to Stalin as "that old georgian fart".
• Bad toupe.
• Chose Italy as an ally.
• Made a pass at Eleanor Roosevelt during 1936 Olympics.
• Always got Churchill out of bed for confrence calls.
• Never had fireside mass rallies.
• Told einstein he had a stupid name.
• Used SS instead of LAPD.
• Strong fondness for sauerkraut and beans.
• Failed to revoke Rudolph Hess' pilot's license.
• Pissed off Jesss Owens at the Olympics.
• Using the same astrologer as the Regans.
• Blew nose on "Operation Barbarossa" maps.
• Being born.
• Keeping Colonel Klink in command.