The president and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game, surrounded by Secret Service agents. Before the game starts, one of the agents whispers in the president's ear, and Mr. Clinton smiles and nods.

Then he grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet onto the field, cursing all the way before landing in a heap in the dirt. The president raises his arms triumphantly and gets high-fives from fans all around him.

Then the agent leans over again and whispers, "Uh, Mr. President, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!"

Also:

Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was pregnant.

"No way!" she exclaimed, but he assured her she was most definitely pregnant.

She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the phone and dialed the private line in the Oval Office.

When Bill answered the phone, she shouted, "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"

The president didn't say anything, and she screamed, "Didn't you hear me?? I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"

Hesitantly, the president asked, "Um...who IS this?"