Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?

He said he'd wash up on shore

What's the Kennedy's flying motto?

Your luggage will arrive before you do

What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway.

What will it take to bring the first family back together?

One more bullet

Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?

He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?

Three funerals and a wedding or Eyes Wide Shut.

Why are they having trouble finding JFK Jr's plane?

Because his flight actions constitute wreckless behaviour.

Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time!

We hear JFK, Jr. has changed his name to "Bob".