Have you heard John Denver's latest song?

You fill up my Cessna.....

Have you heard about John Denver's latest hit?

Pacific Ocean Bottom.

Why was John Denver forced to veer off course and spin into the bay?

Rocky Mountain High.

John Denver's new song?

Thank God I'm a country buoy.

John Denver's last words?

"I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again. I'm bleeding on a jet plane, don't know if I'll breathe again."

Elton John's John Denver Tribute?

Cessna in a Spin.

At least he wasn't drink driving this time.....

Why did John Denver crash his plane?

The French Police found a battered fiat in his garage.

Have you heard what caused the crash?

There were these paparazzi in hang gliders.....

Why did John Denver crash?

He wanted a smash hit in the 90's.

What was John Denver's last hit?

The Pacific.

How does John Denver like his drinks?

On the rocks.

What key does John Denver sing in?

Sea - flat.

What was John Denver smoking?

Sea Weed.

What was John Denver's favourite TV show?

Wings.

What was John Denver's favourite season?

Fall.

What were the two design faults that plagued john Denver's experimental plane?

Wouldn't fly, wouldn't float.

Denver stands for?

Dies Evaluating New Value - Jet Experimantal Rock.

What happened to Denver's career in the end?

It took a nose dive.

What's John Denver going to be for Halloween?

Fish food.

What was John Denver's last movie?

Water World.

What is John Denver doing right now?

Decomposing.

Denver died of AIDS.....

Aircraft Is Descending Swifly.

What movie will they make of John Denver?

Splash.

What TV Show will be about John Denver?

The Fall Guy or Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.