Some mistakes made by Adolf Hitler

From a contest held in the US. The requirements were to use the two words: Lewinsky (Monica, of presidential notoriety) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a single limerick. Here are the three winning entries:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski,

Since you look such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

The winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known:

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown.