As the Campaign hots up, Tipper Gore announced at a White House press conference today, that she is going onto the Presidential Campaign trail with her husband, Vice President Al Gore.

"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair. From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with the Vice President. I will have my legs apart without wearing any panties."

"What is the message?" gasped astonished reporters at the news of this rather startling announcement.

"Read my lips: No more Bush."