Things you don't want to hear in surgery.....

• Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
• Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that... uh... thingie.
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of em.
• I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..
• Cool! Now make his leg twitch!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
• And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
• OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
• What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
• Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!