Man's car breaks down on rural country road. It's raining cats and dogs He gets out and discovers he has a flat spare. He sees a farmhouse on a hill. He begins to walk. The rain keeps pelting down. He walks up to the door and knocks. No answer. The lights are on someone seems home. He walks around the back to see if there is another door. He suddenly sees shadows flickering in one of the windows. He moves closer and peers in. In the corner of the room stands a large plump naked woman. She is squeezing both large breasts firmly. His gaze follows hers. In the other corner is another naked form. It's a man, holding an unbrella and masturbating with vigour. The traveller decides to leave this little happening uninterupted and trudges back down the road to his stranded car.

The lights of an approaching car suddenly appear and he flags it down. Assistance at last. The driver of the car is a local and proceeds to help him with his flat. The traveller's mind is still dwelling on the farmhouse on the hill. He decides to tell of his trip.

"You know I knocked on the door and no answer, walked around the back, looked in the window and saw two naked people, the woman squeezing her breasts and some dude masturbating under an umbrella"

"Ahh!" says the local "That'll be farmer Jones and his wife", "Their both deaf, she's telling him it's time to milk the cows, and he's telling her to go get fucked because it's raining !"