Computing TLA's (Three Letter Acronyms)

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defunct Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

IBM - Its Better Manually

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

NTSC - Never Twice the Same Colour

NTSC - Never The Same Colour twice

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs