| Log On |
Makin a wood stove hotter. |
| Log Off |
Don't add no more wood. |
| Monitor |
Keepin an eye on the wood stove. |
| Download |
Gettin the farwood off the truk. |
| Mega Hertz |
When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. |
| Floppy Disc |
Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. |
| RAM |
That thar thing whut splits the farwood. |
| Hard Drive |
Gettin home in the winter time. |
| Prompt |
Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. |
| Windows |
Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. |
| Screen |
Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. |
| Byte |
Whut them dang flys do. |
| Chip |
Munchies fer the TV. |
| Micro Chip |
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. |
| Modem |
Whut cha did to the hay fields. |
| Dot Matrix |
Old Dan Matrix's wife. |
| Lap Top |
Whar the kitty sleeps. |
| Keyboard |
Whar ya hang the dang keys. |
| Software |
Them dang plastic forks and knifs. |
| Mouse |
Whut eats the grain in the barn. |
| Mainframe |
Holds up the barn roof. |
| Port |
Fancy Flatlander wine |
| Enter |
Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all" |
| Random Access Memory |
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. |
| Mouse Pad |
That hippie talk fer the rat hole. |
