My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

Pick it up and shake it.

How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

Pick it up and shake it.

What's the shortcut for Undo?

Pick it up and shake it.

How do I create a New Document window?

Pick it up and shake it.

How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

Pick it up and shake it.

What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

Pick it up and shake it.

How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

Pick it up and shake it.

How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

Don't shake it