Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Permission to Date My Daughter
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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

	NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.


	


	1.


	NAME: ___________________________


	DATE OF BIRTH:_________________


	


	2.


	HEIGHT:__________


	WEIGHT:_________


	IQ:___________


	GPA:____________


	


	3.


	SOCIAL SECURITY #:______________


	DRIVER'S LICENSE #: ______________


	


	4.


	BOY SCOUT RANK:________________________________________________


	


	5.


	HOME ADDRESS: ____________________


	CITY/STATE:________


	ZIP:_______


	6.


	Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent: Yes/No.


	Explain: ____________________________________________________________


	


	7.


	Number of years parents married to each other:___________________________


	


	8.


	Do you own a van? ______


	A truck with oversized tires?_____


	A waterbed?_____


	


	9.


	Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring? _______


	A tattoo? ________


	


	10.


	In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you:


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	11.


	In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you:


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	12.


	In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you:


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	13.


	Church you attend: _______________________


	How often? _______________


	


	14.


	Best time to interview your father: _____; mother: ______; clergyman: ________


	


	15.


	Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely. All answers are confidential (meaning I won't ever tell anyone; honest, I promise).


	A. If shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	B. If beaten, the last bone on my body I would want broken is


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	C. A woman's place is in the


	____________________________________________


	


	D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is


	


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I first notice about her is


	___________________________________________________________________


	


	(NOTE: if answer begins with a "t" or an "a", discontinue filling out application, keep your head low, and run away in a serpentine fashion).


	


	16. What do you want to be if you ever grow up?


	____________________________________________________________________


	


	I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE. UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKER, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


	


	Signed: __________________________ (Sign your name, moron).


	


	Thank you for your interest. Please allow six to eight years for processing. You will be notified in writing of approval. Please do not call or write. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. You are cautioned to watch your back.


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