Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Drive Through ATM's
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His and hers drive through ATM steps

	HIS:


	1. Pull up to ATM


	2. Insert card


	3. Enter PIN number and account


	4. Take cash, card and receipt


	


	HER:


	1. Pull up to ATM


	2. Check makeup in rearview mirror


	3. Shut off engine


	4. Put keys in purse


	5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine


	6. Hunt for card in purse


	7. Insert card


	8. Hunt in purse for note with PIN number written on it


	9. Enter PIN number


	10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.


	11. Hit "cancel"


	12. Re-enter correct PIN number


	13. Check balance


	14. Look for envelope


	15. Look in purse for pen


	16. Make out deposit slip


	17. Endorse checks


	18. Make deposit


	19. Study instructions


	20. Make cash withdrawal


	21. Get in car


	22. Check makeup


	23. Look for keys


	24. Start car


	25. Check makeup


	26. Start pulling away


	27. STOP


	28. Back up to machine


	29. Get out of car


	30. Take card and receipt


	31. Get back in car


	32. Put card in wallet


	33. Put receipt in checkbook


	34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook


	35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook


	36. Check makeup


	37. Put car in gear, reverse


	38. Put car in drive


	39. Drive away from machine


	40. Travel 3 miles


	41. Release parking brake


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