HAZMAT Information Sheet - Element Summary

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

Surface usually covered in painted film

Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason

Melts if given special treatment

Bitter if incorrectly used

Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore

Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones

Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason

Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in saturation of alcohol

Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars

Can be a great aid to relaxation

Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state

Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HAZARDS:

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands

Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact witheach other