Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - HAZMAT Information Sheet
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HAZMAT Information Sheet - Element Summary

	ELEMENT: Women


	SYMBOL: Wo


	DISCOVERER: Adam


	ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg


	OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas


	PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:


	Surface usually covered in painted film


	Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason


	Melts if given special treatment


	Bitter if incorrectly used


	Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore


	Yields if pressure applied in correct places


	CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:


	Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones


	Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances


	May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason


	Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in saturation of alcohol


	Most powerful money reducing agent known to man


	COMMON USES:


	Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars


	Can be a great aid to relaxation


	Very effective cleaning agent


	TESTS:


	Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state


	Turns green when placed beside a better specimen


	HAZARDS:


	Highly dangerous except in experienced hands


	Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact witheach other


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