Some definitions for PMS.....

• Pass My Shotgun
• Psychotic Mood Shift
• Perpetual Munching Spree
• Puffy Mid-Section
• People Make Me Sick
• Provide Me with Sweets
• Pardon My Sobbing
• Pimples May Surface
• Pass My Sweatpants
• Pissy Mood Syndrome
• Plainly; Men Suck
• Pack My Stuff
• Permanent Menstrual Syndrome