Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Permission to Date My Daughter
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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

	Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."


	Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


	


	Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


	Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?


	


	Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.


	Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up, eating it anyway.


	


	Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.


	Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.


	


	Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.


	Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.


	


	Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.


	Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it


	


	Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


	Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.


	


	And finally the most important tip...


	


	Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.


	Real Women - Leftover wine??


	


	A good friend will come and bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"


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