Why beer is better than women.....

• You can enjoy a beer all month long.
• Beer-stains wash out easily.
• You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
• Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
• When a beer goes flat, you toss it out.
• Beer is never late.
• A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
• Hangovers go away.
• Beer labels come off without a fight.
• When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
• Beer never has a headache.
• After you've had a beer, the can is still worth two cents.
• A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
• If you pour a beer right you always get good head.
• A beer always goes down easily.
• You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel quilty.
• You can share a beer with your friends.
• You always know if you're the first one to open a beer.
• A beer is always wet.
• Beer doesn't demand equality.
• You can have a beer in public.
• A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
• A frigid beer is a good beer.
• You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
• If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.