Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Women V's Beer
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Why beer is better than women.....

+ You can enjoy a beer all month long.
+ Beer-stains wash out easily.
+ You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
+ Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
+ When a beer goes flat, you toss it out.
+ Beer is never late.
+ A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
+ Hangovers go away.
+ Beer labels come off without a fight.
+ When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
+ Beer never has a headache.
+ After you've had a beer, the can is still worth two cents.
+ A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
+ If you pour a beer right you always get good head.
+ A beer always goes down easily.
+ You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel quilty.
+ You can share a beer with your friends.
+ You always know if you're the first one to open a beer.
+ A beer is always wet.
+ Beer doesn't demand equality.
+ You can have a beer in public.
+ A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
+ A frigid beer is a good beer.
+ You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
+ If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.


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