Why women and computers are the same.....

• As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
• No one but the creator understands the internal logic
• Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
• The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
• The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
• As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.