Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Why Dogs Are Better than Women ====================================================================== Why dogs are better than women..... + Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. + Dogs understand that you are their master. + Dogs love it when your friends come over. + Dogs think you sing great. + Dogs understand that farts are funny. + Dogs are excited by rough play. + Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. + Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. + Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. + Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. + Dogs have ten breasts. + Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. + Dogs don't borrow your shirts. + Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. + Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. + Dogs don't shop. + Dogs don't want to know about every other pet you've had. + Dogs don't cry. + Dogs get excited when you take out the leash and choker chains. + Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. + Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. + Dogs seldom outlive you. + A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. + A dog's parents never visit. + A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. + Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up. + It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house + You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. + The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. + Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. + Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late - the later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. + Anyone can get a good-looking dog. + If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. + Dog's disposition stays the same all month long. + Dogs never need to examine the relationship. + Dog's parents never visit. + Dogs love long car trips. + Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. + When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it. + Dogs like beer. + Dogs don't hate their bodies. + No dog ever bought a Kenny G album. + No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. + Dogs never criticize. + Dogs never expect gifts. + Dogs don't worry about germs. + Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. + Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. + Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. + Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. + Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. + Dogs never want foot-rubs. + Dogs can't talk. + Dogs aren't catty. Navigation ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Prev page: Women V's Computers (Women-V-Computers.txt) Next page: Why Women Are Better than Dogs (Women-V-Dogs-2.txt) Menu page: Female Funnies Sub - Menu (Mainmenu.txt) Home page: Back to Funny Stuff Central (../Mainmenu.txt) Last Modified ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday 26 October, 2003 @ 19:46:11:906 EST Metadata ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Why Dogs Are Better than Women DC.Creator: Starweb Document Generator V2.6 DC.Subject: Humour DC.Description: A collection of humour pages collected and submitted from the internet. DC.Publisher: Lukas Tan DC.Contributor: DC.Date: 2003-10-26 DC.Type: Female Funnies DC.Format: text/html DC.Identifier: C:\Documents and Settings\Lukas\My Documents\Homepage\Humour\Female\Women-V-Dogs-1.txt DC.Source: Women-V-Dogs-1.swx DC.Language: en DC.Relation: txt.swt DC.Coverage: Global DC.Rights: Under Australian law, copyright of this document falls with it's publisher (Lukas Tan). However, all humour content is considered to have open copyright.