Why women and dogs are the same.....

• Both look stupid in hats.
• Both look good in a fur coat.
• Both put too much value on kissing.
• Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
• Both tend to have hip problems.
• Both constantly want back rubs.
• Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
• Neither understands football.
• Neither believes that silence is golden.
• Neither can balance a checkbook.
• You can never tell what either of them is thinking.