Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - How Women and Dogs Are the Same
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Why women and dogs are the same.....

+ Both look stupid in hats.
+ Both look good in a fur coat.
+ Both put too much value on kissing.
+ Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
+ Both tend to have hip problems.
+ Both constantly want back rubs.
+ Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
+ Neither understands football.
+ Neither believes that silence is golden.
+ Neither can balance a checkbook.
+ You can never tell what either of them is thinking.


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