Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Women's Jargon
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The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.

	You want = You want


	We need = I want


	It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.


	Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.


	We need to talk = I need to complain


	Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.


	I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!


	You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


	You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?


	I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.


	Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.


	This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.


	I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....


	I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.


	Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!


	I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.


	Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


	How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.


	I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.


	Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.


	You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.


	Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.


	Yes = No


	No= No


	Maybe = No


	I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.


	Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.


	Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.


	I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


	All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?


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