Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - The Rules
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# The FEMALE always makes the rules.
# The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
# No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
# If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
# The FEMALE is never wrong.
# If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
# The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
# The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
# The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
# The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
# The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
# The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
# The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
# The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
# Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
# If the FEMALE has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void.
# The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
# The MALE must be ready at ALL times.


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DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - The Rules
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DC.Description: A collection of humour pages collected and submitted from the internet.
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DC.Date: 2003-10-26
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