Funny Stuff - Female Funnies - Women's T-Shirt Sayings
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+ I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.
+ Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares?
+ I don't believe in miracles.  I rely on them.
+ Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
+ I hate everybody, and you're next.
+ Please don't make me kill you.
+ And your point is ...
+ I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
+ I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
+ Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
+ Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
+ You KNOW you want me.
+ Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
+ Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
+ Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
+ I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
+ Do NOT start with me. You won't win.
+ You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
+ All stressed out and no one to choke.
+ I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
+ How can I miss you if you won't go away?
+ Sorry if I looked interested.  I'm not.
+ If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
+ Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
+ Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
+ Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.


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