Funny Stuff - Fun Stuff - In the Car
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Fun stuff to do in the car

+ Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
+ Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
+ At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously.
+ With a look of fear, lock your doors.
+ Two words: Chicken Suit.
+ Write the words "Help Me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
+ Have a conversation, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
+ Laugh a lot, a whole lot.
+ Stop at the green lights. Go on the red ones.
+ Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
+ Eat food that requires silverware.
+ Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
+ Sing without having the radio on.
+ Honk frequently without motivation.
+ Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
+ Ask people for Grey Poupon.
+ Let pedestrians know who's boss.
+ Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
+ Restart your car at every stop light.
+ Hang numerous car-fresheners on the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly
+ Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
+ While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
+ Paint your car with occult symbols.
+ Keep at least five cats in the car.
+ Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
+ Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
+ Stop and colelct roadkill.
+ Stop and pray to roadkill.
+ Throw Spam.
+ Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down...to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.


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