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Fun stuff to do in school
- Pretend that one side of your body is paralyzed.
- Try to wiggle your ears.
- Bring an ant to class and let it run around on your desk top.
- Using your tounge as a guide, try to draw a picture on the inside of your mouth.
- Imagine that, if you press the right spot on your on your spot on your desk, it will rise slowly from the floor, hover, then bank smoothly out the door and fly down the hall, with you in it.
- Put a phone in your locker, pretend it works.
- Bring your little brother to school as your "science project".
- Hold up a "Hi, Mom!" sign at a school assembly.
- Fake a coughing fit in the school library.
- Wear your pajamas to class, saying that your alarm broke, and you didn't have time to dress.
- Try rolling your eyeballs back into your head. Your teacher will be relieved to find out you are not having a seizure.
- Try to get the pencil on your desk to move, using only the power of your mind, if this works, get an agent.
- Appear to be taking notes, while actually writing a scorching romance novel using your teachers as characters.
- Stare at the clock, try to see the hour hand move while you're at it, see how long you can go without blinking.
- See if you can get your shoes and socks off, and then back on, without using your hands.
- When the teacher turns his back, switch seats with the student in front of you, when he turns his back again, switch back.
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