Fun stuff to do in a toilet cubicle

• Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
• Complement people on their shoes.
• Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
• Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
• Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
• Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
• Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
• Simulate a drug deal.
• Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
• Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
• Start a sing-a-long.
• Act schizophrenically.
• Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is
• anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
• Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
• Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
• Write 'nerdy' graffiti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
• Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
• Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
• Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
• Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say,
• "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper?
• At night, switch off the lights.
• Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
• Collect a door charge.
• Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
• Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
• Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river
• python/axolotl.
• Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
• Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
• Offer refreshments.
• Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
• Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
• Charge admission.
• Electrify metal urinals.
• Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
• One word: GOLDFISH.
• Make a jelly in the bowl.
• Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
• Remove stall doors.
• Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
• Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
• Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
• Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
• Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
• Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
• Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
• Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
• Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
• In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
• Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
• Get a mannequin from a store and hang it by a noose in the stall.