Fun stuff to do in a Taxi

• Try to convince the driver that you are Al Pacino. This works especially well if the driver is new to this country.
• Encourage the driver to radio the dispatcher, saying that he (the driver) has a fare to Rio.
• Try to get the driver to sing with you.
• Ask your driver if he can break a $500 bill, because that's all you have.
• While you're sitting in the back seat, get into a screaming arguement with yourself.
• Try to convince the driver that it's national "Free Taxi Ride" Day.
• Ask the driver why there's a dead possum in the back of his cab.
• Tell the driver you're looking for a restaurant that serves roast bat. Assuse him that this is a wonderful delicacy, which they eat all the time in Romania.