Funny Stuff - Fun Stuff - In a Taxi
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Fun stuff to do in a Taxi

+ Try to convince the driver that you are Al Pacino. This works especially well if the driver is new to this country.
+ Encourage the driver to radio the dispatcher, saying that he (the driver) has a fare to Rio.
+ Try to get the driver to sing with you.
+ Ask your driver if he can break a $500 bill, because that's all you have.
+ While you're sitting in the back seat, get into a screaming arguement with yourself.
+ Try to convince the driver that it's national "Free Taxi Ride" Day.
+ Ask the driver why there's a dead possum in the back of his cab.
+ Tell the driver you're looking for a restaurant that serves roast bat. Assuse him that this is a wonderful delicacy, which they eat all the time in Romania.


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DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Fun Stuff - In a Taxi
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