Fun stuff to do in a UFO

• Piss everywhere. That stuff is messy in zero gravity.
• Push heaps of buttons on the control panel of the mothership.
• Find biosamples from other planets and let them roam free.
• Cough a lot. (haha the aliens probably don't have the right
• antibodies to stop the virus from killing them hahaha)
• Pretend to be dead, then when they get close, scream in their face.
• Call them names. (eg. Fathead, Bug-eyes etc.)
• Play in the airlock.
• If they're studying you, make cow noises.
• Go space-debris-shooting with the Ion Cannon.
• Step on their feet.