Musical jargon.

• A Flat - A cheap residence
• A Minor - Someone who digs coal
• Alto - A person afraid of heights
• Bach - The sound a dog makes
• Bar - Place to buy a drink
• Baroque - Penniless Blue
• Note - $10 bill
• Chopin - What you have to do with firewood
• Chorale - Place where horses hang out
• Chords - Little bits of string or rope
• Clarinet - Mr Net’s daughter Clari
• Crotchet - A type of needlework
• Cymbals - Little pictures that mean things
• Da Capo - A type of coffee
• Diatonic - A low fat drink
• Fret - To get upset Full Score - Ten out of ten
• Lute - Lots of money
• Lyre - Telling ‘Porky Pies’
• Major Key - A general in the Korean army
• Measure - Amount of alcohol Midi - A small glass of beer
• Mozart - Mosquito’s paintings
• Opera - An American Talk Show Host
• Pitch - The black stuff they put on roads
• Sharp - Pointy
• Sonata - Frank. . .’Ole Blue Eyes’
• Staff - A big stick
• Symphony - To feel sad for someone
• Trombone - Attached to the thigh bone