Funny Stuff - Jargon Funnies - Musical Definitions
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Musical jargon.

+ A Flat - A cheap residence
+ A Minor - Someone who digs coal
+ Alto - A person afraid of heights
+ Bach - The sound a dog makes
+ Bar - Place to buy a drink
+ Baroque - Penniless Blue
+ Note - $10 bill
+ Chopin - What you have to do with firewood
+ Chorale - Place where horses hang out
+ Chords - Little bits of string or rope
+ Clarinet - Mr Net’s daughter Clari
+ Crotchet - A type of needlework
+ Cymbals - Little pictures that mean things
+ Da Capo - A type of coffee
+ Diatonic - A low fat drink
+ Fret - To get upset Full Score - Ten out of ten
+ Lute - Lots of money
+ Lyre - Telling ‘Porky Pies’
+ Major Key - A general in the Korean army
+ Measure - Amount of alcohol Midi - A small glass of beer
+ Mozart - Mosquito’s paintings
+ Opera - An American Talk Show Host
+ Pitch - The black stuff they put on roads
+ Sharp - Pointy
+ Sonata - Frank. . .’Ole Blue Eyes’
+ Staff - A big stick
+ Symphony - To feel sad for someone
+ Trombone - Attached to the thigh bone


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