Funny Stuff - Language Funnies - Non Dictionary Definitions
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Definitions that Aren't in the Dictionary

+ Father/Husband: A banker provided by nature.
+ Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.
+ Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us except that he got caught.
+ Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
+ Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
+ Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
+ Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
+ Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
+ Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
+ Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
+ Etc.: A sign used to make others believe that you know more than what you really do.
+ Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
+ Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


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DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Language Funnies - Non Dictionary Definitions
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