Some adult nursery rhymes

Hickory, dickory, dock,

This bitch was sucking my cock

The clock struck two,

I dumped my goo,

And dropped her at the end of the block.

Mary had a little lamb,

She kept in the backyard.

When she took her panties off,

His wooly dick got hard

Old mother hubbard,

Went to the cupboard,

To get her old dog a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.

Little boy blue,

He needed the money

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

She had so many kids

Her uterus fell out.

Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,

Had a wife,

Liked to beat her,

Smacked her twice around the head,

Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.

Old mother goose,

Yeah, I fucked her

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Each with a dollar and a quarter

Jill came down with two dollars fifty,

The dirty whore.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

Trim that pussy,

It's too damn hairy.

Little Miss Muffet,

Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider,

and sat down beside her,

And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,

All the king's horses

and all the king's men

said, "Served you right, you fat fucker."