Funny Stuff - Language Funnies - Nursery Rhymes
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Some adult nursery rhymes

	Hickory, dickory, dock,


	This bitch was sucking my cock


	The clock struck two,


	I dumped my goo,


	And dropped her at the end of the block.


	


	Mary had a little lamb,


	She kept in the backyard.


	When she took her panties off,


	His wooly dick got hard


	


	Old mother hubbard,


	Went to the cupboard,


	To get her old dog a bone.


	When she bent over,


	Rover took over,


	And gave her a bone of his own.


	


	Little boy blue,


	He needed the money


	


	There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.


	She had so many kids


	Her uterus fell out.


	


	Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,


	Had a wife,


	Liked to beat her,


	Smacked her twice around the head,


	Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.


	


	Old mother goose,


	Yeah, I fucked her


	


	Jack and Jill went up the hill


	Each with a dollar and a quarter


	Jill came down with two dollars fifty,


	The dirty whore.


	


	Mary, Mary, quite contrary,


	Trim that pussy,


	It's too damn hairy.


	


	Little Miss Muffet,


	Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.


	Along came a spider,


	and sat down beside her,


	And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"


	


	Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,


	Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,


	All the king's horses


	and all the king's men


	said, "Served you right, you fat fucker."


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