Men's answers to women's questions

• No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.
• The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking icecream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
• You've got no chance of me calling you.
• No, I won't be gentle.
• Of course you have to swallow.
• Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
• I hate your fucking friends.
• I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonite.
• I'd rather watch a porno.
• Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.