Email and men compared.

• Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
• Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior - which of course is NOT true :)
• Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
• Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
• It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
• In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species.
• Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
• If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
• If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
• We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
• If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.