HAZMAT Information Sheet
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HAZMAT Information Sheet - Element Summary

ELEMENT NAME: Man

SYMBOL: Xy

ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180 +/- 50)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element:Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralise by saturating with alcohol.

USAGE: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

CAUTION: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Last modified: Saturday 24 July, 2004 @ 12:38:32:78 EST