Why fizzy drinks are better than men.

• When you swallow a diet soda you only get 1 calorie.
• It comes in a can, not in your mouth.
• You can ignore a diet soda for weeks and it will still be there when you want it.
• The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight.
• A soda generally lasts longer.
• You can dump it on the ground when you're done.
• A diet soda will treat you the same in the morning as the night before.
• You can pick one up at any store or gas station without your friends talking about you.
• You can do one in the car even while driving.
• The after taste is certainly better.
• You can get a bigger size without changing brands.
• You never have to lie to a diet soda.
• A diet soda will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home at 6AM.
• When you are done with it, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
• You can have a headache and still enjoy it.