A Promotion
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The Penis requests a Promotion and a Raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard;

Has to work at great depths;

Has to work upside down;

Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;

Has to work in a high humidity environment;

Has to work at high temperatures;

Does not get weekends and holidays off;

Does not get time off after extra hours of work;

Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row;

Does not answer immediately to all requests;

After a short activity period, falls asleep at work;

Shows no fidelity to the workplace;

Retires too early;

Does not work at all unless pushed from behind;

Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;

Sometimes leaves work too early.

Last modified: Saturday 24 July, 2004 @ 12:38:32:125 EST