What women should never say to a naked man.

• I've smoked fatter joints than that.
• Ahhh,it's cute.
• Why don't we just cuddle?
• Can I paint a smiley face on it?
• Wow, and your feet are so big.
• It's OK, we'll work around it.
• (giggle and point)
• How sweet, you brought incense.
• This explains your car.
• Why isGod punishing me?
• At least this won't take long.
• But itstill works, right?
• It looks so unused.
• Maybe it looks better in natural light.
• Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
• Are you cold?
• If you get me real drunk first.
• It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
• So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
• I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.