Obvious newspaper headlines

• Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
• Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
• Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut The New York Times, November 22
• Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find The Los Angeles Times, November 2
• 'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
• Alcohol ads promote drinking The Hartford Courant, November 18
• Malls try to attract shoppers The Baltimore Sun, October 22
• Official: Only rain will cure drought The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
• Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
• Low Wages Said Key to Poverty Newsday, July 11
• Man shoots neighbor with machete The Miami Herald, July 3
• Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
• Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows The New York Times, March 10
• Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies The Los Angeles Times, March 2
• Scientists see quakes in L.A. future The Oregonian, January 28
• Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning The Buffalo News, February 26
• Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
• Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
• Economist uses theory to explain economy Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
• Bible church's focus is the Bible Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
• Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
• Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity The Chicago Tribune, March 5
• Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear Journal of Commerce, April 20
• Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
• Lack of brains hinders research The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
• How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
• Fish lurk in streams Rochester, New York, Democrat and Chronicle, January 29
• A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony - police are looking into it.
• The police toilet has been stolen - so far they have nothing to go on.
• Clinton Renames Greenspan
• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
• Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
• Safety experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
• Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
• Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
• Stud Tires Out
• Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
• Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
• British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
• Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
• Eye Drops Off Shelf
• Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
• Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
• Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
• Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
• Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
• Miners Refuse To Work After Death
• Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
• Stolen Painting Found By Tree
• Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
• Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter
• Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
• Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
• Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
• War Dims Hope For Peace
• If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while
• Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
• Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide