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Quiz show questions and answers.

  • A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
  • A famous Scotsman - Jock
  • An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
  • A jacket potato topping - Jam
  • A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes
  • A sign of the zodiac - April
  • A job a working dog does - Slave
  • Something with a hole in it - A window
  • Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
  • A type of large cat - Persian
  • A type of record - Floppy disc
  • Something associated with pigs - The police
  • A non-living object with legs - A plant
  • A domestic animal - Leopard
  • Something red - My cardigan
  • A kind of ache - Filet-o-fish
  • To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:
  • A food that can be easily eaten without chewing - Er, chips?
  • Something you beat - An apple
  • A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race or summat) - The Arabs
  • A number you have to memorise - Seven
  • Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
  • Something that floats in the bath - Water
  • Something in the garden that's green - The shed
  • Something a blind man might use - A sword
  • Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
  • A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
  • An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
  • A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
  • A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
  • Something you put on walls - Roofs
  • Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
  • A famous Royal - Mail
  • Something slippery - A con-man
  • A way of cooking fish - Cod
  • A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
  • A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
  • Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
  • Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
  • An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
  • The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
  • Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
  • Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
  • A song with 'Moon' in the title' - Blue Suede Moon'
  • Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
  • Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
  • Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

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