Top reasns for being South African

• There is always someone with a bigger beergut than yours.
• You can eat worms and half-dried raw meat without being called disgusting.
• Nothing is your fault; you can blame it on the past.
• Unrivalled job prospects for those unburdened with training, skills or experience.
• Where else could a President wear his pyjama jacket to State functions and get away with it?
• We are responsible for some of mankind's most important creations: the Kreepy Krawly ..... and ..... um .....
• You can experience lousy service in 11 languages.
• You can enjoy oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches.
• It's the only country in the world where people dance to show how angry they are.
• Our police are first on the scene of any crime - without being called.
• You needn't bother trying to keep up with the Joneses. They've emigrated.
• You're considered clumsy if you can't drive, operate a cellphone and CD player, smoke a cigarette and drink a beer - all at the same time.
• It beats being American (HA-HA).
• You get to try all the epidemics first.
• Can blame colonialism/oppresion for everything.
• Don't need penis enlargements.
• Can make new words by adding E.
• Don't need to worry about paying rent.
• Have excellent engineering skills to make spears, the wheel etc.
• Will not be recognized in a line up.
• Always have white teeth.
• Words like 'Maybe', 'Actually', 'What-I-am-saying','As-a-matter-of-fact' 'Regime', can make you sound smarter than you really are.